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80 Days Around the World in Durban

Author: 
Ari Sitas
Body: 

(Another wire-bead seller arrives)

 

- I told you No…Go…Go

- It’s not the same one Solly…

- Yes…we have a Wager with a happy Vagabond doing that… and we film him…

Prof: Someone like the S’Good, S’Nice guy on TV?

Mr. Metro: Now you are talking…Now that would make an Art Movie

Solly: I got the guy…I got the guy…

Mr. Metro: I got the bucks

Solly: No… problem…leave it to me…

Mr. Metro: If he does it- how much?

Prof: These guys will do it next to nothing…

Mr. Metro: I say R800…Too much?

Solly: No…I say about R2 000- it’s 80 days man.

Mr. Metro: OK Solly- I say R50 000, you can’t pull it off

Solly: Waiter- another round of drinks…Deal…

Prof: Shoo- 80 Days around the World in Durban….

 

(Another trader comes to the Table)

 

Mr. Metro: Oh no…NOOOO

 

After the Wager is Explained to him; and, he explains the consequences to Precious Meadow a sense of excitement permeates their world

 

He: 80 Days around the World in Durban

Precious: No 80 days around the Girl with Durban

He: No, 80 girls around the world in Durban

Precious: No, 80 curls around the girl from Durban…I am not from Durban

He: You are not the girl

Precious: I can grow curls

He: You are not the girl

 

- What if it rains… What if it storms

- Collect more plastic…

- We need at least two pairs of shoes, four to five shopping trolleys, a screw-driver and a hand-saw…Europe will be fine…but Africa, India and America will be extremely serious…

- You mean extremely dangerous

 

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